SEA Randomizer

  If you get lots of business mail, you will notice that people make up all kinds of 3 letter abbreviations ("describing" their position) just to impress you. Long forgotten are the times when you just got mail from BMW's CEO or directly from the FBI. Today's decision makers are CPCs, DEOs, SPMs, or better! (Wow...)
  So I would love to have a SEA (Stupid Email Abbreviations) Randomizer. If you think about it, with three letters at your disposal, there are up to 26^3 leading positions in every company, and I hate to see so many of them go wasted. Ever got mail from a QWX, a YKJ or a UUL? Why not, may I ask! Because the SEA Randomizer hasn't been invented yet. High time, isn't it!