I would like a key board that I can type in while I slouch with my feet up, get really awfully comfortable. I don't like good posture. I'd like a keyboard that is split in two seperate pieces, like two paddles and it has velcro straps so that I can attach it to my knees. Try it, lean way back in your chair, put your feet up on the desk. Can't you just see typing on your knees? I think I'd be a much faster at it this way. I'd probably also be a cripple in twenty years because of it. I still...