Don't you hate when you have gas and you know that you are to be in a long meeting and you do not know what to do about it. Well I have the solution for you. What these would be called are butt certs. Kinda like those little breathe mint paper sheets that you put in your mouth and they dissolve giving you good breathe. Well these would be the same way except you put them in your "crack" and with in minute or so it would dissolve and leave you smelling good. If you need to pass gas then you...

Don't you hate it when you are in bed and in the middle of the night you are woke up needing a glass of water. What if you have some kind of container or something that sits on the top of your head board or on the side that is connected to a hose and all you have to do is grab the hose and put it in your mouth and release the clamp keeping it tight. This way you will not even have to sit up in bed to drink the water but merely grab that hose and stick in down your throat and let it slide...