Tired of raucously fighting and mating cats waking you up at two am in the morning? How about this dastardly scheme to keep cats in their homes at night - I am sure all cat owners will appreciate this one! I need someone to invent a mechanism whereby, when a cat triggers a tripwire, about half a bucket of harmless to cats but very indelible red dye tips onto the cat. Dripping with red dye, it wanders off home, in through the cat door, and walks all over the owner's carpets leaving a...

Using a miniature transmitter/reciever and G.P.S. (Global Positioning System) technology, the whereabouts of your beloved pooch is relayed to your mobile/cell-phone in real time and to the nearest metre, via text messages. Special warnings would be activated if the dog went beyond a radius specified by the exasperated owner! This device would be attached to the muts' collar. Doggy's under tabs at all times. Howwwwlll, howlllll!

If you have really energetic dogs at home, but you never have time to play with them, or you're too tired, this is perfect for you. It is a machine that plays fetch with your dog(s). Place it in a corner of your yard, put a time you want it to play, then let it loose. It has 10 tennis balls in a compartment inside it. Inside those balls are powerful magnets that get attracted to the machine when the machine runs out of balls. Like the machines you see in tennis courts, it will throw the...

I hope i spelled that right It's a great idea for not cleaning up dog poop. It's a disposable plastic bag with 2 holes to put the hind legs in. Comes with a drawstring for around the waist too. Now every time your dog has to do its doody it goes right into the bag. Easily take it off after use and pull the drawstring shut and toss it away. Now for the peeing I have no inventions, a little pee never hurt anyone.

A doggy house with air conditioning. ice box pantry and treadmill. Bathroom with fire hydrant.

Okay... I may sound crazy but have you ever stepped into dog poop? I have MILLIONS of times. The reason we step into that massive lump of waste is because we can't see it! I would like to invent a food or a substance you mix into the food that would change a chemical in the dogs poop that would make it a flourescent color. I realize this would take a couple of scientists and a food company who would be willing to support me. If anyone knows anyone who would be interested in helping me......

Well what it is is a harness for a goldfish you put it on them and you have a remote control and you can guide your fish round the bowl it would make their lives more fun and you can make them do tricks and they wouldn't mind cause by the time they have realised wots going on they would on forgotten about it.

We already know about voice recognition. Now imagine what will happen if we create Pet voice recognition. It can be done with todays technology, it will be really simple for those who develop it. Put a tiny wireless microphone connected to the computer in the pet's neck belt (for freedom of movement). Put a wireless speaker phone head set on you connected to the computer. Record all the things that your pet does after a certain sound it makes. If the matching sound already exists in...

I have had some problems with aquarim fishes and their khm* short life span. It would be ideal to have electronic aquarium fishes that would swim around, without need to feed them, and watch temperature. They could work on small batteries or on hidrogen or oxygen, and you could change their colors hehe skins.

Some people may say this isn't exactly an invention, but I'm sure cat lovers worldwide would love it if someone created a cat breed that stays small and kittenlike forever. Through the years, miniature dog breeds have flourished; why is it that there are no miniature cat breeds? I can think of a dozen dog breeds that retain their puppylike appearance, yet the typical housecat is doomed to going from adorable, petite furball to big, fat furball within a year or two!