Crash Test for Beer Mugs

  Did it ever happen to you that you touched glasses with someone and all that was left in your hand afterwards was the handle of your beer mug? I think that beer mugs should pass certain crash tests before they're allowed to be sold. Incidents to be tested: Harsh setting down on a stone table, frontal collision with another beer mug, and of course (very dangerous) lateral impact, which can easily occur with four or more beer drinkers at the same table. - Who knows, maybe future beer mugs will even be equipped with a crushable bin as standard?