I want a minature mobile I can wear, either on my arm (wrist) or lapel-area, that doesn't have buttons, or a lid that flips up or off. I want it to be circular, and look like a bit of mesh. When I touch it, it comes alive - it glows. It recognises my voice. I say the name of the person I want to speak to, I say end call. It is linked to my most important numbers including a satellite guidance system so if I get lost, I can get instructions. It's waterproof. And shatterproof.

You go to the supermarket, you pick a nasty wire trolley - hopefully the wheels work - and you proceed to push it round the store trying to dodge people's ankles and all the displays. You load it up, you queue at the check-out, you have to unload everything, then you are made to re-pack everything - whilst trying to avoid the glazed stares of the frustrated shoppers all still standing in the queue just waiting for you to get the hell out of their way! Hopefully, the person ahead of you has...

Every area has talented people. Skills all going to waste. Dying of loneliness. And lack of opportunity. In my experience, the only people who really benefit from the agencies set-up to help entrepreneurs, are the employees who mostly do very little to actually help alleviate their struggles. So why not introduce a true enterprise zone to help bring enterprising people together. Government funded, industrial type building - you're allowed all kinds of styles in business parks! It...

Most folk who use computers, correct me if I am wrong, don't care a jot how they work, they just want them to work. But the manuals are very complicated and long-winded the info. Goes on and on. YAWN. My local computer firms charge call-out fees, even for fixing problems they've already supposed to have fixed, then an hourly rate + parts and VAT. And then they'll keep me waiting sometimes for 2 weeks before they turn up. I have to make about 6 calls to get them here. Horrendous. And when...

I smoked for many years not caring about my health, and I smoked I guess because I was depressed... Then I put my nose right next to my ashtray which I had kept half full in a drawer. The smell was ghastly. Before I went to bed I smelt this again, I closed the drawer and vowed I would never smoke again. I think of tobacco as a huge weed - a monster that pervades and eats flesh... when I need a fag, I draw in a quick intake of fresh air and when my hands feel lost I play with a white tube....

I am very tired of the political system in the UK. We get sick of the Conservatives, so we vote for Labour. We get sick of Labour, so we get the er-um Conservatives again. And millions of people SCREAM silently into their cups of tea. Nothing ever changes. Especially not the parties, who reap the rewards for just sitting, whilst making (invariably) terribly lousy decisions that affect everybodies lives, often drastically. Isn't it time we had a fairer system? More parties to choose from,...

Do you ski? Do you ramble over mountain tops? Go for long walkies in the wilderness? Be smart. Take brightly coloured, reflective, glo-in-the-dark, large inflatable balloons with you. If you get into trouble, simply inflate and tie to yourself, so air/sea rescue can see you from a distance. Won't weigh anything extra to your kit. Could save your life. Should be made/sold in standard SOS package/style so easily recognisable.

How to prevent tooth decay? Learn how to brush your teeth! How often have I tried to teach my kids how to brush their filthy little fangs, and do they do it? I despair! Will they let me brush their teeth? No! SCREAM! I want to buy a toothbrush that talks in a fun way, that teaches them... possibly by singing a little jingly tune... Front teeth top, front teeth bottom, back teeth right top... up down, up down, (not side-ways) the tune/instructions lasts for 2 minutes. The brush itself...